It's all a joke. They are both - the whole lot of them, actually - fuckasses.
Have no fear of there being a president with their finger on the red button. The power and legitimacy of that office cannot be real anymore.
I mean, a whole country filled with smart, sexy, red-blooded muricans as potential candidates and we get these two asshats plopped in front of us so we can pretend of vote between them?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... ........ ..... .. ... ..............