It's all a joke. They are both - the whole lot of them, actually - fuckasses.

Have no fear of there being a president with their finger on the red button. The power and legitimacy of that office cannot be real anymore.

I mean, a whole country filled with smart, sexy, red-blooded muricans as potential candidates and we get these two asshats plopped in front of us so we can pretend of vote between them?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... ........ ..... .. ... ..............


P.S. - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.