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DONT TAKE MA FUCKIN GU--er I mean, FREEDOM  
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I'm still waiting for the terrorists to blow up a black friday crowd with our deadly weapons of death (we have Assault Rifle 15s and 30 magazine clip per half second ghost guns that can be bought anywhere), it's like they respect the American economy and won't do something that will strike fear in the hearts of everyone who's ever stood in line an hour after Thanksgiving for black friday sales.
Luckily all the people who would do that to us are signing up for ISIS and heading out to syria to join them.
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Or, if the terrorists wanted to be assholes and say "Yea, we still exist," why not drive down the 91 or 205 or any other parking lot freeway in southern California and deploy fields of caltrops to flatten the tires of cars and bring half the state of California to a standstill? People would be very annoyed - more annoyed than having to take off shoes at the airport or having to chug a bottle of water to prove that you're not bringing chemicals on board a plane.
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Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation  TEMPE, AZ—Stressing the importance of being prepared for any circumstance that may occur, local man James Donner told reporters Monday he carries a gun on his person at all times in case he ever needs to escalate a situation. “I never leave home without my Glock, because you just don’t know when someone might mouth off to you in a bar and leave you with no choice but to turn a minor altercation into a tense life-or-death scenario,” said Donner, noting that he keeps his loaded weapon in a hip holster should the need arise for him to respond quickly, and with deadly force, when he is angered by a perceived slight. “Look, I hope to God no one ever tries to hit on my wife while I’m within earshot, but in the real world, things like this do happen. Sometimes you only have a split second to react and make things exponentially more dangerous.” At press time, sources confirmed Donner was pulling up next to a Honda Civic that had cut him off in traffic several blocks earlier.
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lol. The last sentence is the best.
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Kokehed] Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation TEMPE, AZ—Stressing the importance of being prepared for any circumstance that may occur, local man James Donner told reporters Monday he carries a gun on his person at all times in case he ever needs to escalate a situation. “I never leave home without my Glock, because you just don’t know when someone might mouth off to you in a bar and leave you with no choice but to turn a minor altercation into a tense life-or-death scenario,” said Donner, noting that he keeps his loaded weapon in a hip holster should the need arise for him to respond quickly, and with deadly force, when he is angered by a perceived slight. “Look, I hope to God no one ever tries to hit on my wife while I’m within earshot, but in the real world, things like this do happen. Sometimes you only have a split second to react and make things exponentially more dangerous.” At press time, sources confirmed Donner was pulling up next to a Honda Civic that had cut him off in traffic several blocks earlier. lol this is fake right? Someone needs to take the gun from him and pistol whip this doofus.
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lol thats good stuff
I dont think people need to carry a gun to be honest, I got two fucking guns right here for anyone who wants to fuck around. They are attached to my body and locked and loaded. Lets go bro
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Sendog]lol thats good stuff
I dont think people need to carry a gun to be honest, I got two fucking guns right here for anyone who wants to fuck around. They are attached to my body and locked and loaded. Lets go bro
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