They couldn't put one hot chick on the team? The last girl if she had make up, poor lighting, and I was really wasted, could be kinda niche hot. Deep down I'd think you'd know you were banging a busted girl, but you might be able to trick your mind long enough to nut on her face.
EDIT: Haha, I watched more -- the glamour shots are fucking priceless. It's the female equivalent of those guys tugging on their shirts and acting hard.
SO much fucking fail that it rounded the horn to win.