I'm still waiting for the terrorists to blow up a black friday crowd with our deadly weapons of death (we have Assault Rifle 15s and 30 magazine clip per half second ghost guns that can be bought anywhere), it's like they respect the American economy and won't do something that will strike fear in the hearts of everyone who's ever stood in line an hour after Thanksgiving for black friday sales.
Luckily all the people who would do that to us are signing up for ISIS and heading out to syria to join them.
