Get a envelope out, address it to yourself. For the return address write "Troll." Now for the contents of the letter write this carefully, its important. "I just recieved my first lesson in trolling, i thought i was a troll but i am really just G-Fist's bitch. Sincerely, troll." Now put postage on it and send it to yourself. Upon your receipt of this letter bask in the knowledge that has been bestowed upon you.