Vermithrax]Check this one out, dude kicks the K9 in the face and gets tased 3 times and stays on his feet like a fucking boss.
In the interest of increasing my post count...
I know you're the expert on all that is law and law enforcement but the TASER didn't connect. Sorry to burst your bubble but do you hear that sound? It means it didn't work, your "badass" is actually just one lucky SOB.
