If I was Thor I would bend Natalie Portman over the nearest object and pound her box until it was a bloody mess. After that I think I would take a nap. Instant Vagina Restoration (IVR) is a necessary mutation for a woman if she wishes to pursue a relationship with a superhero. I wish more graphic novels would discuss this aspect of superhero lore instead of the constant tentical sodomy the industry is obsessed over with nowadays.


"The sun smiles on his leaves, and his photosynthesis is without flaw!"

-Abraham Lincoln