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Roksmokar]Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time-

Just by name alone you know you have yourself a pretty bad movie. Some Hollywood cocksuck said "Hey, kids love Beastmaster, let's do a sequel, but let's do it in our time!" He then snorted a line of cocaine of the hard cock of an underage transsexual Asian boy.

Someone actually funded millions of dollars into thinking mixing the lore of Beastmaster with a fish out of water story ala Encinoman would work, and that's why it's so bad it's good.



OMG Rok.....I NEED to see this. I loved part 1 as a kid but this...this is just amazing!