Just by name alone you know you have yourself a pretty bad movie. Some Hollywood cocksuck said "Hey, kids love Beastmaster, let's do a sequel, but let's do it in our time!" He then snorted a line of cocaine of the hard cock of an underage transsexual Asian boy.
Someone actually funded millions of dollars into thinking mixing the lore of Beastmaster with a fish out of water story ala Encinoman would work, and that's why it's so bad it's good.
Last edited by [LoD]Roksmokar; 09/15/1312:50 AM.
"The sun smiles on his leaves, and his photosynthesis is without flaw!"
