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I wanna go bear hunting now yEAh..
2:30 the bear charges for their tree and climbs it
3:00 the cameraman turns the camera "oh hEEEy bear" buhaha lucky was just a cub lol
6:00 cub gets chased by a bigger bear,can hear papa bear fuck up baby bear in the woods
11:15 two big bears growl&hiss at each other,slap each other around before working together to get the food barrels opened
12:53 annnnnnnnnd BEAR DOWN!!!! hahaha
OMFG If I ever hunt and kill a Bear I'm turning all of it into jerky. Bear jerky FTW!!1!1!NOM NOM NOM

THE BEAR JOKE
Once upon a time, there was this redneck who decided to go hunting. After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one shot, but misses. The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!" But the redneck says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass." So after the bear is done with the redneck, the redneck says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time. The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!" And the redneck says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again". The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick." So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and the redneck is real mad and fires a third time. But again he misses. So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"

How come climbing a tree always works in the movies against a bear.

I shot a problem bear with a 12 gauge slug last year, and after making the shot which went through the rib cage around it's heart and lungs, it grabbed a tree and made as though to climb it.

It was too injured to continue climbing, but the strength that the thing grabbed the tree makes you realize that they have the power to kill you in a second.

I had a cub climb the tree I was in a few years ago. It kinda sucks...hehe. Fortunately I was able to scare it away quickly before the female new what was going on.