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anyone play the board game? review?

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I have not played it....but after reading the review of it, here's the problem it holds in my life:

1. It's too complicated for a kid.

2. Girls won't play it.

3. You're going to need at least 3 other (preferably 5 other) guys to make it really fun.

4. Where the fuck do I find 5 other people to come to my house and spend hours playing a board game? I'm fucking old and all my friends either have kids and families or are lazy like Roby and wouldn't make time for it over a video game, or both.




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Originally Posted By: [LoD
Vermithrax]I have not played it....but after reading the review of it, here's the problem it holds in my life:

1. It's too complicated for a kid.

2. Girls won't play it.

3. You're going to need at least 3 other (preferably 5 other) guys to make it really fun.

4. You can't hack a board game. Seriously how am I suppose to win at this crap? I guess I could move pieces when nobody is looking, but that's hard to do on a game board that is 5 feet long.

5. Where the fuck do I find 5 other people to come to my house and spend hours playing a board game? I'm fucking old and all my friends either have kids and families or are lazy like Roby and wouldn't make time for it over a video game, or both.


I would totally geek out and play this board game, but same thing as you said in #5. Where the fuck am I going to find 4 other dudes to play this dorky thing? Most of the time when there are 5 dudes at my place it's because of a card game or soapboys orgy. Nobody is interested in board games anymore.

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Rainman] Most of the time when there are 5 dudes at my place it's because of a card game or soapboys orgy. Nobody is interested in board games anymore.


hahahaha @ No. 4. I didn't even notice it till I quoted you. Well played sir. lol.

Seems like a perfect opportunity to for you to have some board game foreplay and lead into a soapboy orgy. Or the reverse? The possibilities are only limited by your imagination and the stamina of your pool boy.




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Rehijacking this thread over a video game.

A game called Crusader Kings 2 is coming out in a couple days. The demo is out right now. There is going to be a Game of Thrones mod shortly after release, which fits this game perfectly. It is also going to have 32 player multiplayer.

The goal of the game is to build a dynasty.

Demo: http://www.crusaderkings.com/media/demos


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