So last night I got home from work exhausted and decided to collapse into bed and take a power nap. About 6 hours later I wake up in the middle of the night with my cloths still on and realize I slept to long. The only thing to do now is take off my cloths and goto bed.
So I'm half awake taking my work cloths off when I realize I have to take a piss. I goto the bathroom half undressed, goto pull Mr. Peter out, and I don't even know how it happened but the front of my dick got caught in my zipper. I swear I have only seen this happen in 'theres something about mary'. No beans involved, just the frank. After a short scream I VERY carefully make my way to the lightswitch, yes I was pissing in the dark, and turn the lights on. OMG, it tooks terribad!! I look at it for a good 60-80 seconds to try and figure out if I have to zip up or zip down to free my man tip. The pain has finally woken me up enough to where I can figure out the complex physics involved and decide to ZIP down. Finally freeing me from any embarrassment of having to goto the emergency room with my dick in a zipper. No blood and after about an hour I can barely see second pee hole my zipper tried to create. Moral of the story is the penis heals very fast.
