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You self admittedly UO married some cyber-cow(and probably cyber fucked her too), and suddenly you're the leading expert on getting laid? haha. Anyone see the irony in this?
Why such snobbery towards "Myspace chicks," anyway? You act like they're diseased or somehow inferior to other cunts you can meet in real life.
Look at this chick for example: http://www.myspace.com/brianalexy
It took me no more than 3 seconds of browsing my city for some decent looking single 19 y/o broad. Sure she isn't the cream of the crop, but she was on the first page, and is in some sexy little pose. You act like she isn't a real person. She goes to school, has a job, goes out in real life, and does everyday real life stuff like everyone else! She's a real girl damnit! Realllllllll!

I married Dez I believe it was, beard and all.
As for Myspace sluts, I have seen plenty of the nasty ass whores my biddies have met from that site and well, I would not touch any of them. Sorry but bitches that give it up like a slot machine just not my thing.
And BTW your post really made me LOL.