You self admittedly UO married some cyber-cow(and probably cyber fucked her too), and suddenly you're the leading expert on getting laid? haha. Anyone see the irony in this?
Why such snobbery towards "Myspace chicks," anyway? You act like they're diseased or somehow inferior to other cunts you can meet in real life.
Look at this chick for example:
http://www.myspace.com/brianalexyIt took me no more than 3 seconds of browsing my city for some decent looking single 19 y/o broad. Sure she isn't the cream of the crop, but she was on the first page, and is in some sexy little pose. You act like she isn't a real person. She goes to school, has a job, goes out in real life, and does everyday real life stuff like everyone else! She's a real girl damnit! Realllllllll!
