dis kid is tuff / serious business.
why don't you just get sponsored like a normal person would to get into LoD. There's no "application post," here... unless you want to be linked to soapboys.
Historically, posting a little intro about your gay-ass-self on our forums has yielded very little success... but good luck to you.
i'll just post my typical: put a cock in your mouf and get the fuck out.