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heh, no link or joke this is an actual question. Got this new girl that I really like and just my fucking luck, shes got a full on forrest down there. I havent said anything yet, but what should I do or say?
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Does the carpet match the drapes
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you do it one night as foreplay...If that doesn't work tell the hoe to shave because you are sick of getting hair in mouth <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />....Save the purbs, you and Cartman can go shopping with them!
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need more info than your supplyin' man. We have no idea how she would react to certain answers and shit but in all honesty if I was you id tell her straight up. If that shitdoesn't get trimmed.... we ant fuckin. Then again if you don't have control in the relationship shell prolly drop your ass onto a curb or some shit. If you think you can be honest with her tell her before you end up sufficating from hair balls =( Plus man that shit makes it sweaty and nasty as fuck down there, don't put up with that shit....... go on strike!
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Adding to Max's statement. Tell her if she wants the alphabet done on her clit she must shave, or no go.
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Straight up tell her that shit needs to go... You are not an immagrant worker, so you don't need to be pickin shit out of her tomato patch.
Offer to buy her a wax job.
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Then hopefully she'll get the "clue", when you send her down to do her job, heh.
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