Sorry I try not to live in the fantasy land that you do. I cant just duel IRL like you requested. First, asking a person to duel irl over the internet is kinda... well gay.
Second if in some strange coinincedence you did realy want to "duel IRL" which I probably accept you would have to fly all the way out to where I live. Im guessing after buying your "sweet computer" you probably couldn't afford the flight. Since you seem like you're 3rd generation trailer trash.... The third problem for you would be if... which I highly doubt you are a big scary fucker that I wouldn' t want to fight I would just get beat you with a bunch of friends. So ya stfu and go play everquest or whatever faggot game you play.