Take a portable computer run a software bridge, whe the douche bag connects to it walk around your neighbor hood untill your signal stregenth gets better and find out were the fuck lives. Get a news paper and a baseball bat. Place the news paper outside of his home. When he walks out side and bends over to get the news paper strike him in the head with the bat. Drag him/her into the house and tie up(duct tape works well and is fast and cheap). Go take his computer and his money, jewlery as payment for leeching your internet.............