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My brother lives in Long Beach and he was hanging out with some chick in San Clemente and got into a bad skateboard accident at night... He was in a coma for the last three weeks but he's up now and they down gauged in his trek and he's breahting on his own... Anywho, anyone want to hang out while I am over here? I've been staying out in San Clemente with the girl he was with.. but I am in Long Beach, LA a couple days a week. I dunno if any if you guys are in LBC or anywhere near me so just drop me a line... I'm either in San Clemente or Long Beach most of the time. What's the deal? I've got a half ounce of weed to smoke
ps. that shit is so fucking good

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U should bone that bitch.


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Banging your boys bitch while he is in a coma is perfectly legit. He will understand and can't get angry at you. Of course this is all according to the book "Banging your boys bitch, while he is in a coma". Top 100 NY times best seller.

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Yeah you definatly don't want her to go un-sexed, she might start looking elsewhere and that would be all bad. And if you feel like yer invading yer bros personal space, you can always just nail her in the ass.


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was a golden movie to the utmost


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You all crack me up

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Once, my twelve-year old nephew freaked the fuck out on fucking meth while my brother-in-law and I were having a party. At first it was all chill and we were just entertaining the honeys, but then my nephew found my stash and hit it up. I showed him how to smoke meth in the past, but I was really surprised at how hard he hit it at that young age.
My nephew was the third string quarterback on the junior high team; that shit was all politics anyway, and don't even try to tell me otherwise. He had the hottest 11 year old girlfriend. She and all her friernds used to come over and smoke meth with us, or drink up some DXM and trip out. I have a lava lamp, so it is all good.
Anyway, one time my nephew fucking went into cardiac arrest or something, and I had to stay and comfort his girlfriend all night while he was in the hospital. It was really strange, but I put on some ICP and we chilled. I made her a mimosa with some GHB mixed in and she passed out. I fucked that bitch raw and I felt really bad afterwards because she was my nephew's girl and all.
Needless to say, and to offer my advice to your situation, I let my nephew fuck my girlfriend in front of me as a sort of payback. I know I deserved it, but I enjoyed it a bit as well.
Fetus, I think you can see what I am saying to you, and if you don't, ICQ me and we can discuss it further.
Take care bro.

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More class A comedic fiction.
Can't get enough.

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"I fucked that bitch raw and I felt really bad afterwards because she was my nephew's girl and all."
but you didnt feel bad she was 11?


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