That was hilarious.
Afer the first sentence your humor truely stood out! 400 an hour for a security grunt, comedy gold! No security grunt earns as much as a lawyer, ever. And the bit about pulling guns on people, thats good comedy too (since if it really happened, you'ld have the police all over you, and you'ld be in the clink within the hour).
Security guard earning 400/hr...LOLOLOL you are a comic genius! Thats like a Walmart door greeter earning 800 / day!! hahahahaha, you are fucking hilarious, that was a great laugh, thanks!
Thanks for the good laugh, think up another comedy gem for the next one. That was funny as hell.
