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didn't you hear? he got a plaque for best burger flipper... it's in the weekly burger king flyer they hand out to all the people who don't give a fuck.
You know the day he made this retarted ass thread, I was just thinking about making a thread about how nice it is not to hear about Panemon's "Life updates" on here anymore... but he HAD to fucking ruin it.
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Founder - Orc Pimp
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Lord of Cruelty
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That was hilarious.
Afer the first sentence your humor truely stood out! 400 an hour for a security grunt, comedy gold! No security grunt earns as much as a lawyer, ever. And the bit about pulling guns on people, thats good comedy too (since if it really happened, you'ld have the police all over you, and you'ld be in the clink within the hour).
Security guard earning 400/hr...LOLOLOL you are a comic genius! Thats like a Walmart door greeter earning 800 / day!! hahahahaha, you are fucking hilarious, that was a great laugh, thanks!
Thanks for the good laugh, think up another comedy gem for the next one. That was funny as hell.
 "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" Einstein.
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Congrats on making 800k a year panemon, now buy a better lie.
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Lord of Cruelty
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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" Einstein.
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...aka Taltx
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LoD Groupie w/ privileges
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I make $60-75/hr inspecting roofs.
but the max I can work is 10-15hrs a week. =[[[[[
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obviously, youre a loser... just like me. I just turned in my application for a security position yesterday.. on the desired salary section i was conservative. im not as greedy as panemon. I put $350.00 an hour.
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You can believe whatever you wish, but the company that I work for charges up to 800 dollars per hour, per client, per guard. Our company will give us half of that.
I havn't started yet, due to the fact I havn't obtained my federal liscense yet, since we will be traveling with the client over state lines. These people are rich, and they don't care how much they spend, as long as someone is willing to take a bullet for them.
One of our guards went to an event with one of the players from the Colorado Avalanche recently.
I am currently undergoing training from my company to become a certified body guard. The owner of my company is an ex-navy seal, and his supervisor (the one who pulled some strings to get me hired) is also an ex-navy seal.
Right now they're training me on their security patrol schedule, and getting me situated for their new clients this summer.
I'm also undergoing weapons training, weapon maintenence, hand-to-hand, and eventually tactical training.
But you can go ahead and believe in what ever you want. It's not like I'll be going full time making 400 dollars an hour.... It will range from 60-400 dollars an hour, depending on the clients needs. I may even start now if they don't require a federal liscenced guard, and they stay within the area.
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