All I know is that Carnage does have a real UO wife, what a fucking geek. Can you say online addicted? lol. Who the fuck gets married in a stupid role-playing game, unless you are a super gimpy nerdy ass punk bitch who has handjob sessions and ejaculation distance contests with other gimp ass nerds.
Maybe it's because you were assembled from parts of lesser nerds, making you the ultimate peice of shit nerd?
Some middle-aged vaginal flaming, frothy, foaming-at-the-mouth gargoyle trophy woman, who fell in love in uo with his lonely, ugly bitch ass. This person's name is Hope, and she's the butch dyke from hell. I rememer pking her once at the brit mines, the nasty slut hardly had any b00ty, roofles.
lol I'm just glad I am not like Carnage in real life. Since that would not just LoD-4-Life, but actually... Blue-Balls-4-LiFe, since it would take a lot of drugs, and booze to get me to fuck a nasty bitch as ugly as Hope is.
I hope they don't actually meet up in real life, I couldn't bare to imagine what they're kids would look like...Actually I can, I see fat negro ejaculating vaginal lips, spewing out seminal looking mucous, with Asp's crookid teeth with a monkey ass smile, and Raok's big ass west-side gangstah nose, Snarfs manboobs, Murdock's Loose; Jail abused ghetto b00ty. Tenshi's 3 inch erect penis, Ronald Mc Donald's bird chest, Dirty's Acne, Rainman's deformed brain, Donald Trumps combover, Unknown Soldier's vagina, and Mini Maj's cellulite.
Yeah, we wouldn't want to touch that gene pool, not even with that big black guys 18 inch cock that stretched out Murdock's colon while Murdock was serving time in prison..