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Correction, you don't know a fucking thing about me. Do you think women don't cheat? LOL LOL LOL Women's excuse it always something lame like "You don't show me enough attention." or my all time classic favorite "Well I didn't mean for it to happen"
My last 2 relationships I caught the women cheating and I never cheated.
Both times the bitches used one of the 2 above excuses.
Both times they came crawling back asking for another chance.
Both times I showed them the door.
I >> them
Men can become sluts (according to you) because there are women who are sluts. It takes two to tango honey. So if women could keep their legs and MOUTHS closed for 30 seconds, men would have nowhere to stick their tool except for their palm.
Reminds me of a joke:
Why don't women fart?
They don't keep their mouth closed long enough to build up the pressure.
Damn, I'm starting to sound like Murdock... but in a more polite way.
PS. On the picture of you... .I'm calling bullshit.
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Well if women are such bitches and sluts you could always "switch teams" if you know what I mean.
Argue all you want..but women are always judged much more harshly for their sexuality.
Want to tango honey??
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There are good women out there and my eternal quest continues, but I'd rather cut it off before I putt from the rough.
Tango? Nah, kinda seeing someone atm. But thanks for not waiting 30 seconds, makes me feel... ummm... special. I'm sure Skunk would be more than willing to give you some well needed attention.
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i'd bang the shit out of the hoe in that pic...then i'd dump her dead body in an abandoned mine shaft <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
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Whew... I need a little more work... but I'm trying Murdock <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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hah, just bang this bitch in the butt...case closed.
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If she's a real chic that looks like that, she could come play doctor with me any day, heh. <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Myrik Justiciar
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"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, den shoot that lying summa' bitch goose and supa' down! "
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LoD Groupie w/ privileges
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I am married, and there is no way would I fuck you, but I sure as hell would watch you jam a 12 dildo in your over worked twat.
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Sorry man, I'm not Torak's Fat mom, I could be your dad though, do to my perchant for nasty whores and my inability to pull out when I'm drunk
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