Does a normal, healthy sex life make you jealous Snarf?
If it makes you feel better, grab some baby oil, and use that fascinating imagination of yours, and go to work. We all know Johnson & Johnson didn't make this shit just for babies.
Or if you see a field mouse, you know, run across the floor... consider putting that in your ass.
Since you don't see that hot woman + booze + drugs never = fun. You're better off going to LoD LAN parties and getting handjobs after your guilds dominate a few shitty underleveled players.
go spurs go
