I need to be relabeled...
My views are Pro-abortion, pro-republican (small business) Anti-corporation, Pro-stemcell, Pro-60s and 70s music, pro-killing old people, anti sex-with-two-chicks-at-once (ugly), Pro Sex-with-two-hot-chicks-at-once, anti-gay marriage, pro-Iraq, pro-killing people who walk slowly, pro-fun, pro-mother&father worship......
I must not be republican. Am I a confused conservative?