wait.. is this a joke site or what?  they've totally figured me out  <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
  Symptom: Poor school grades
A typical report card by a troubled video game player:
Computer Education Excellent 
English Poor 
Mathemathics Poor 
Science Poor 
Social Studies Poor 
Physical Education Poor 
 
   Symptom: Unusual "Role-Playing"
Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games (MMORPG) is a digital escape from the real world for emotionally unhealthy and mentally unstable people. It is a place for computer enthusiasts and social outcasts to gather un-bothered and un-harassed by the realities of real life.
  
  btw I like how current their depictions of violence are... Duke Nukem and Doom? lol