The only suicide I have considered, is driving down down the street with a shitload of guns and shooting innocent people in the head randomly while driving around. That way the only suicide factor involved is if I actually get shot and killed.
If I was gonna shoot at specific people, I'd probably target rich fuckers driving their BMW's, and shoot at those annoying Valley Girls, and cheer leaders.
God damn, that was the most annoying thing, when I used to play 9th grade football. I'd sit at the table with all of the jocks, and all they would talk about was sports statistics and boring shit like that, blah blah blah. I swear, they would even argue over who played the best ball, or what they did on their own time, blah blah. Then the cheerleaders would come to our table, and instead of getting their own fucking seat they would intimidate me by sitting on my lap, hoping I would sport an erection, then they would talk about: "like going to parties, and like getting so drunk, and doing this drug, and that drug, and like had sex with this guy, or, like this girl, or this girl or this guy"
This is when I became an evil jerk. Everyone was so nice, and wanted to give me hugs and shit, I hate people like that.
I loath people who are nice, and friendly. I was born a mean and bitter person, that's just how I am naturally. Middle school was like a war zone for me, I felt I was always in hostile territory. I'd kick peoples asses if they even looked at me, or if I thought they were talking shit about me.
I hate cheerleaders, and friendly chicks. I want a bitch, because than I know there is no committment, or strings attached, so I am not forced into a "relationship" scenario, while you nerdy pussies are flirting with fat women on the net, and marrying them. I especially hate religious chicks, especially if they look fucking hot. I try to nod to their religious propaganda untill I can get into their pants, but that shit never works, because apparentely celibacy, and their militant anti-promiscuity policies is part of their dillusional religious beliefs. I hope all you religious fucks die btw.
I especially hate it when I meet some chick for the first time and she wants to give me a hug when I'm leaving. I'm all about the pussy. That's why I hate strip clubs, because you can't touch, lick, but it's okay for them to rub their fucking knee against my dick, untill it makes me hard, which is embarassing to pop a wood in front of a stripper who's grinding herself against your clothing, so when you come home you find this fucking underwear rash on your penis, because she grinded that shit hard with her knee or her butt. I want skin on skin, fuck that.
I hated school, people, everybody.
I got so tired of it, I started sitting at the nerds table to make fun of the nerd leader and his cult while they played Magic the gathering. Insulting their lifestyle, and stealing their cards to sell to lesser nerds.
One time I actually witnessed a real nerd fight, and it was funny to watch, I don't think one of them landed a single punch, it was like watching two ugly girls fighting each other, and shreaking nerdly sound effects while "brawling".
Hah, I remember throwing this kid out of his wheelchair once, cause he got mad at me for not holding the door. That shit was funny. Everyone hated me and tried to kick my ass for that, but I always won, and noone ever fucked with me. It rocked.
Being hated kicks ass.