To answer your question, yes I've made over 7,000 a year, and Im still required to pay taxes, where do you get this b.s. from?
Trust me, I'm far from being jealous of you. I'm quite confident of myself, and my hatred towards others, that I give out no peen envy whatsoever.
But I know pursuing criminal justice is in your near future, so you can live the legacy of your dad, by digging into assholes for a living, while another man tells you: "you're getting hotter, wait....you're getting colder...shit... ITS JUST ATTACHED TO My PROSTATE, just wiggle it a little bit, and my pipe will slip out. Just make sure you pull out the jerry beads first, because that's where my sack of coke is attached to."
Sounds like a very promising future for you, considering I put you back into shape so you could pass a police physical exam.
You should be thanking me for making fun of you for all those times, when you used to look like you just got done eating the Olsen twins.