And I have a hard time believing, you'll be able to maintain your weight, since you have the genes of a natural (the other white meat) pork product aka your dad, the police officer.
You're already a homosexual, why stop there, when you can give cavity searches to gay men, who purposly hide foriegn items deep within their asses, so you can dig them out for your own mutual pleasures.
I hope you graduate from High School soon Maj, so you can get that immediate degree in criminal "cavity search ceritification" justice.
You must of already had some training, that's why you've lost all that hair and turned into a zombie like homo.
I bet your dad keeps a score of hearts tatooed on his arms which keeps the score of how many assholes he's searched in his entire life.
