Yup, pussies tough guys like that exist every day.
Also Rainman/Bloodrage this wasn't a "work environment" so if they get within arms length, I'd consider it a go. Also, I wouldn't fight fair. Nutshots, kicking knees out of alignment, dislocating joints, etc is all legal in my book.
Sorry, I wouldn't be there to win a beauty contest when it's over.
And yes I bounce from time to time also. Usually I just try to separate fights and walk one of them outside and keep the others inside. Only time I almost got in a fight was when some trailer trash decided he'd start a fight then hit his GF because she just wanted to leave and keep him out of trouble. I helped her up and he took a swing at me for touching her. Ralphie (our 350lb crazed pitbull of a bouncer) proceeded pick him up and slam him facedown into a snowbank, then kidney punch him for about 30 secs.
As everyone in ventrillo know, I'm as sweet as sugar <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />