Pfft you are all chumps. My angry squirell fighting style would dominate you.
Two fingers up your nostrils and then rip them out. Followed by a quick slap to both ears resulting in a rupture of the ear drum. Where i would then grab both appendages and rip them from your face (only 15 pounds of pressure to remove an ear).
If your still able to stomache a fight. THe rest of my technique would include scratching out your eyes and knawing at your wrists with my teeth.
Fuckin pussies.
