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If you lived what, how far was it from your place to where he wanted it to be? Also, im not the one talking mad trash. Your as good as the black sucker punchin fool, cept minus the punch.

...aka Taltx
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The Angry Mythbuster
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wtf? how many times do I have to say this. I will fucking fight you this weekend. Just give me your damn address, or wherever you feel most comfortable using your martial arts skills. Shouldn't the first thing they teach you is how to actually spell the martial arts you are learning. AIKIDO. I guess you missed that class and graduated straight to the top tier. Anyone else find it ironic that aikido is the most spiritual of martial arts, and it is the one that panemon claims to know? Before I fight you, I should know how badly you are going to kick my ass. So tell me what rank you are in aikido? Yonkyu - Green Sankyu - Brown Nikyu Brown Ikkyu Brown Shodan Black Nidan Black Sandan Black Yondan Black Godan Black Rokudan Red & White Shichidan Red & White Hachidan Red & White Not sure if these are accurate, got them off google. Top is worst, bottom is el33tzor di0blo h3cking.
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6'7" and 280 pounds is not that big bro, tall yes, big no. I am 6' and weigh around 260-270 depending on my lifting cycle. However, you are right in that most people don't go tangling with a big guy. I come from a unique background though, I started small and grew. Along the way I was forced to fight and learned to fight as a smaller individual. You learn quickly not to get hit. Now I am a big guy and I don't really throw down too much. I get to throw drunks out of the club but those people are drunk and rarely pose any form of a threat. As for wanting to fight someone who knows what they are doing, what's the point? Experience is what makes you what you are, practice makes perfect. The only way to get good is to face good fighters regularly. I used to prize that kind of thing, but now I really don't think chasing the next good fighter for the glory is much of a past time. Believe me, you will never know who the good fighters are before you tangle with them, because good fighters don't flaunt it. The mexican guy didn't sound like much, he was inexperienced and probably not even close to a match physically. Good luck beating on scrawny mexicans. Till then... L8Rz....
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Camel Humper
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I am a Grand Master in Chicken Wushu , or Chicken Kung-fu. I could beat anyone who posts on these forums with my undefeatbale methods. The 5 master lessons are perfect in todays world of guns, knives, major punk beatings 20 on 1. Lessons I can show you : 1] How to run 2] if they catching up, how to run faster. 3] if they catch you how to beg not to be hurt 4] if they strike you, the best ways to take the least damage from multiple blows 5] last , how to dial 911 with your nose and mouth only.
"Whats bred in the bone, cannot be bred out" -
Robertson Davies
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I see, and throw guys like you out a big 7 X 3 foot door each and every weekend. Gun ho, thinking your Billy Badass, walking into a club thinking I'm 6'7" and weight 280lbs so I must be the greatest. In the end, the jokes on you because you just caught a right like a falling safe because you tried to catch someone's fist/arm or didn't take is seriously when a guy got into grapple range while you were trying to jump on his back looking to apply a full nelson. Use any gimic you want to dress it up, against anyone who knows anything you will never get either of those opportunies. In fact, the best fighters in the world are wrestlers, they shoot your legs out from under you, get you under them where you are at the disadvantage, pull out the guns and fire down in on you. Meanwhile you lay there thinking why in the hell wouldn't he just let me twist his arm and jump on his back? Overconfidence does no one any good, so why would you come here and make posts like that? I think you may have a small peen and are looking to try to build yourself up. Anyway, whatever man.....
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The Shit
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Board Lurker
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Pfft you are all chumps. My angry squirell fighting style would dominate you. Two fingers up your nostrils and then rip them out. Followed by a quick slap to both ears resulting in a rupture of the ear drum. Where i would then grab both appendages and rip them from your face (only 15 pounds of pressure to remove an ear). If your still able to stomache a fight. THe rest of my technique would include scratching out your eyes and knawing at your wrists with my teeth. Fuckin pussies.
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Lord
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Lord
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I would make you look like fucking peter mckneely son fuck akido. Shit is worthless
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The Angry Mythbuster
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The Angry Mythbuster
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Second time I told panemon I would fight him and he stops responding to the thread. I know you fucking read it duech, so fucking put up for shut up. Just tell me where and when
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Lord Of Consciousness
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Everyone is shaking in their boots, war on dewd!
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