i like being confined in my skeleton actually <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> but otherwise it seemed like a pretty good guess.
Fuck signatures, fuck emoticons(those smug little bastards)!
and it would fit the criteria just as well (and is funnier), just think about it. Lvl -1 riddle for trying to be clever, interesting, or difficult...but not. Now lets get riddles that don't show up in computer RPG games.