I offer training in the art of chicken kung-fu. Free if you fly to abbotsford BC. I am the only registered Grand Master in Canada. The lessons are quite simple and I can certifiy you in a week.
You need to learn how to run, then after you learn that how to run even faster. Then hoe to plead and beg not to takes beats.
The next stage is if beats come how to take minimal damage from the brutish orges that inflict us Kung-fu masters with pain. Last is how to cal 911 with your mouth and nose only.
But you need to come to my town, I don't fly.
