"Hey you got a joint man?" - Wooderson
"Naw man" - Mitch
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did . ." - Wooderson
"You know what I love about them high school girls?"
"I get older, they stay the same age . ." - Wooderson
"I came here to do two things Newton, Kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like I'm just about out of beer. " - Greaser dood at the Moontower Kegger.
Snatch ---
"What's wrong with this one?" Tommy
Turkish rips the door off the PoS 'caravan'
"Ohh nothing Tommy, it's tip-top. " Turkish