?I want my two dollars!? -Better off Dead
Data: ?I'm setting booty traps.?
Mikey: ?Booby traps.?
Data: ?That's what I said, I'm setting booby traps.? -Goonies
And my all time fav over all others is the following someone else can name the movie.
Guard #1: ?Who goes there??
Arthur: ?It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, Defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of ALL England!?
Guard #1: ?Pull the other one!?
Guard #1: ?What, ridden on a horse??
Arthur: ?Yes.?
Guard #1: ?You're using coconuts!?
Arthur: ?What??
Guard #1: ?You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging 'em together!?
Arthur: ?The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land!?
Guard #1: ?Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??
Arthur: ?Not at all. They could be carried.?
Guard #1: ?What, a swallow, carrying a coconut??
Arthur: ?It could grip it by the husk.?
Guard #1: ?It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!?
Guard #1: ?Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right??
Guard #2: ?It could be carried by an African swallow!?
Guard #1: ?Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe. But not a European swallow, that's my point.?
Guard #2: ?Oh, yeah, I agree with that.?
Arthur: ?Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot??
Guard #1: ?But then, of course, African swallows are non-migratory.?
Guard #2: ?Oh, yeah.?
Guard #1: ?So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.?
Guard #2: ?Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together??
