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"God gave us these fift...Ten commandments."

"Ain't nothin like butta in yo ass and lollipops in yo mouth"
the black dude in Pulp Fiction

haha I loved Mall Rats.....
"Fly fatass, Fly!!" - Mallrats

Alot of dialogue from Boon Dock Saints was hillarious also

Wurd Maj wurd.

the big ass acid trip and jesus scene in SLC punk, too long to write

Ok, heres the deal,
I'm not here to waste your time, And i certainly hope your not here to waste mine
so I'm going to keep this short, become an employee of this firm,
you will make your first million within three years, ok?
I'm gonna repeat that, you will make, a million dollars within 3 years of your
first day of employment at JT Marlin. There is no question as to whether or not
you will become a millionaire working here, the only question, is how many times over?
you think I'm joking? I'm not joking, I am a millionaire, its a weird thing to hear right?
I'll tell you, its a weird thing to say, I am a FUCKING millionaire. And guess how old i am?
27, you know what that makes me here? A fucking senior citizen! This firm is entirely comprised
of people your age, not mine. Lucky for me i happen to be very fucking good at my job or I'd be
out of one. You guys are the new blood, your going to go home with the kessif. You are the
future big swinging dicks of this firm. Now you all look money hungry, and that's good.
Anybody who tells you that money is the root of all evil, doesn't fucking have any! They
say money cant buy happiness? Look at the FUCKING smile on my face, ear to ear baby. You
want details? Fine, I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, what's up? I have a ridiculous house in
the south fork, I have every toy you could possibly imagine, and best of all kids, I am
Liquid. So, now you know what's possible, let me tell you what's required. You are required
to work your FUCKING ASS OFF at this firm, we want winners here, not pikers, a piker walks
at the bell, a piker asks how much vacation time you get in the first year. Vacation time?
People come and work at this firm for one reason, to become filthy rich, THATS IT! we're
not here to make friends, we aren't saving the fucking manatees here guys, you want vacation
time? Go teach 3rd grade public school.

?I want my two dollars!? -Better off Dead
Data: ?I'm setting booty traps.?
Mikey: ?Booby traps.?
Data: ?That's what I said, I'm setting booby traps.? -Goonies
And my all time fav over all others is the following someone else can name the movie.
Guard #1: ?Who goes there??
Arthur: ?It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, Defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of ALL England!?
Guard #1: ?Pull the other one!?
Guard #1: ?What, ridden on a horse??
Arthur: ?Yes.?
Guard #1: ?You're using coconuts!?
Arthur: ?What??
Guard #1: ?You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging 'em together!?
Arthur: ?The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land!?
Guard #1: ?Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??
Arthur: ?Not at all. They could be carried.?
Guard #1: ?What, a swallow, carrying a coconut??
Arthur: ?It could grip it by the husk.?
Guard #1: ?It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!?
Guard #1: ?Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right??
Guard #2: ?It could be carried by an African swallow!?
Guard #1: ?Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe. But not a European swallow, that's my point.?
Guard #2: ?Oh, yeah, I agree with that.?
Arthur: ?Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot??
Guard #1: ?But then, of course, African swallows are non-migratory.?
Guard #2: ?Oh, yeah.?
Guard #1: ?So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.?
Guard #2: ?Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together??

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
one of my favorite:
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
Okay just remembered this one, sorry for the edit:
Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural fucking idiot.
[little bit of a pause]
Tyrone: I didn't see it.
Vinny: It's a two fucking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts now is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[all three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.
Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
[when turkish tries to tell bricktop his fighter George is too fucked up to fight]
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: You'll have to say that again, I don't think I heard you?
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: How could you lose him, he's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-fucking-spicuous, now is he?
all I can think of, enjoy!