Army of Darkness.. such a good movie. This link has audio files of some of the best quotes from that movie.
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Quasar/6050/aod.htm
Ash: "Yo, she-bitch. Let's go."
Bad-Ash: "I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash. You're a goody little two-shoes. You're goody little two-shoes, goody little two-shoes..hahaha."
Ash: "Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
Ash: "Maybe, just maybe, my boys could stop them from gettin' the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot."
Ash: "Hail to the king, baby"
Ash: "Name's Ash, housewares."
Ash: "I got news for you pal. You ain't leavin but two things right now, Jack and Shit, and Jack left town."