ok stop. this is going nowhere. you have no one that you get along wtih, and lets leave it at that. you can vehemently state that you have more friends IRL than anyone here, which is fine, no one really gives a flying fuck. although its pathetic you would even have to state something like that, im sure a bunch of us will got a good laugh from it.
HOWEVER, what seriously escapes me ( help me here, the self explanatory just isnt as explanatory as it needs to be) is...
What are we jealous of?
seriously, just answer this question... no UO refernces (unless of course thats what you think we are jealous of), no off topic shit. What is it that we are jealous of?