Its funny how you make up random shit to make yourself "cool"
This is why
Well, I weight aprox. 280 lbs.
That is 200 lbs. of balls, and 80 lbs. of swinging meat, and they both have healthy plumbing.
Then
I get enough play when I want it.
I'm quite sure that an over-weight lard ass that is unemployed does not get what the above quote suggests. It just doesn't happen unless you pay for it, but you're unemployed so you can?t. So I suggest you stop smoking
schwag so when you go to purchase your girlfriend you have enough lung strength to blow it up.