I was watching T.V. today, and I flipped it to some Religious bullshit channel, that didn't even know existed....
So here they are pimping out some video "educational" (Definately not Scientific) products for a heafty fee.
Traditionally I fall asleep during this shit(my alternative cure for insomnia, when I'm out of weed.), so I went to have a Ciggy and when I came back, this Fat Black bitch was sitting on her mass...talking some shit, lol.
I guess the topic talked about getting people to "believe in Jesus." (If you do this, then you really do have an imaginary friend.)
She was talking some shit about some other girl bullying her in School. She came up with some miraculous plan to make friends with her enemy.
She asks the girl: "Why are you picking on me?" "What did I ever do to you?" You know.....the obvious "look at me, I'm a pussy." ...But then she actually comes up with something indeed original... "Do you believe in god?", "You must be having problems at home, I can help you." "I can pray for you.
HAHAHA-- So......Apparently this girl became her best friend in real life. What the fuck?
If some idiot used that as an excuse to keep me from kicking their ass, I would double the effort I would ever exert in a normal beating.
Then I would laugh at them, and taunt them like an immature, anti-social, high school killer, and follow up with a kick to the grown while they're on the ground in pain.
