After briefly reading your thread, I've come to the conclusion that this is another one of those hit-and-run lurker threads, but I'll post a reply anyways to answer your questions, and responses.
"So, what?s your problem here exactly?"
The problem was, why did you advertise such a shard on your site with confidence when you already knew it was a failure?
"Besides, how do you even know if that was my screenshot as opposed to anyone elses? You have no idea, but, I?ll go ahead and tell you, it was mine."
Usually I am infamous for writing lengthy posts, but I am not as keen as you are when it comes to asking a pointless question. I knew it was your screenshot based on the center point of the character on the screenshot, so yes, you did use UOE as I stated.
"UO nowadays basically has the same features, minus the permanent open containers and seeing invisible players. It?s not my fault you never chose to level the playing field. It?s called adaptation. "
Wasn't it you who claimed that fastwalk just kept you from lagging? I'm sure that speedhack keeps you from lagging too right asshole? Didn't you make a bitch session about speedhack users. Oh wait, I wasn't adapting to UO by use of exploits, great point there Mister.
"and as we all know the Boobs had a whole lot different of an agenda than keeping me healed while I snooped shit. "
Yeah, you sure didn't mind getting blue healed while fighting me, did you? Yes, I did recall, and yes I did come back as I usually do. You weren't there when I came back, and your healers were laughing at me: "haha pussy" "yeah recall newbie" blah blah blah, yes I will recall when some lemming steals my main equipment for fighting. You weren't expecting me to be target practice were you?
"Well, unlike you, I adapted to UOE use. Covering shit with robes doesn?t cut shit, and still doesn?t cut shit today. I was not the only asshole out there ganking your shit."
Actually covering robes was the best way to avoid getting your shit yoinked. Most of the time, I never encountered a thieving PvPer, so it wasn't a neccessary issue. UOE allowed you to keep my bag open so you can continue to shift through my covered belongings, allowing you to do what the game normally doesn't allow you to do, which is C-H-E-A-T-I-N-G. Got it?
"Hrmm, but you?ve used UOP, but only downloaded UOE for UOLoop. Sure, I?ll give you benefit of the doubt. But, as I said above, good for you, you were a fucking Mennonite in modern America. I respect you for that. Adapt, man. "
"Ah, you merely used it to cheat for better skill gains, so that you could PvP. Somewhat of an indirect method of engaging in PvP cheats. No big deal. It looks like you were beginning to adapt, which is mighty white of you, indeed."
Oh, I see, you're going to patronize me for being too lazy to work up skill gains in a legit and time consuming fashion. Anyone who had at least half a brain who played UO at least had the mental capacity to tape a nickel to their keyboard to macro, which effectively accomplished the same task as using UO Loop.
Let me translate your term: "Adaptation" = Being a lame cheating fuck to further fuel the fire to the worthless hacks on the net, by contributing to the lameness.
"Whatever, man. You obviously didn?t know me. I primarily used The Bug Shack?s bugs, it?s just that I was trying to support my boy Vader in his business ventures, so I advertised for his TwisTer gig."
Nice one, you just threw your whole defense out the window.
"I did love the ability to take on a room of 8, alone, and kill 3 or 4 for a month or two though."
You also forgot to add that all 8 of them lost connection to the shard, since we all had fun with latency in those days.
"I actually had pretty good traffic before fucking around with Flash, chief. Sure, the Flash shit sure brought on more of an audience, but what?s your beef with that exactly?"
Oh you mean all that awesome traffic you had to your shitty Malagents site? What's my beef? I have no Beef, it doesn't take a genius to make a shitty flash animation. I mean, what a great site idea. I'm going to name my UO character after a worthless clown for a processed foods company which contributes to the nations leading cause for diarrhea and vomiting. Then I'm going to make a movie about Corp Poring a GM, now I should go on Star Search and then work under Steven Spielberg.
"Perhaps people were interested in whatever bullshit I chose to post about rather than being for peen envy. However, it appears that there is indeed some peen envy out there, and it appears to be from you coincidentally. I mean, what?s it to you that people care to visit our site, and some out there that like it? THE PEOPLE LOVE ME BECAUSE I AM THE BEST, and you cannot take that from me, which makes you sad, and unhappy."
Thanks for your concern about how I think about another man's Johnson, however... I am quite happy with my 8x2 incher. I am happy anyways, I just couldn't see how a little slapdick could claim himself as being a legend when he hid behind his extensive use of exploits...*shrug*
"Probably because they were all STINKING EXPLOITERS, at least I know Macros was, as it?s always been the explanation behind why he always managed to beat the shit out of me."
I'll go with the fact that a large majority of LoD members were exploiters, they had to follow up with your reputation right? I also know a lot of LoD members are not exploiters. Who are you to bitch about LoD members being exploiters when you were just as bad as they were. Nice move hypocrite.
"It?s because we are fucking l33t, man. Where the fuck have you been?"
I'll forget you said that, and remember the true initial meaning of JoV which stands for "Joy of Virginity." The only cool person in JoV was Kushinada, and that was it. Speaking of virginity, shouldn't you be binge drinking right now?
"Just gives your mother something more to grab ahold of when I?m going down on her. Not sure what you?re getting at exactly here."
Wow, I wouldn't think you the "great" Ronald McSlapdick would resort to a 14 year olds AOL routine insult. You might of just saved some time by saying "hawhawhaw i did ur m0m"
"I paged asking to be banned, not because my UOE wasn?t working (I think it was working that day), nor to pacify any facial hair needs."
Thanks for sharing that information, you're fucking brilliant dude. I should remember next time if I ever get another withdrawl syndrome for UO to tell a GM to ban my valueable veteran account because I'm an idiot. I'll remember that next time. You're an awesome role-model man. You should be the real Ronald McDonald, put on your clown costume, and tell kids to cheat on their tests. i.e. use a calculator on a math test. Then we'll have a genepool of the next generation of american geniuses.
"Sounds however like you had nothing better to do with your time than harassing GM?s on player run shards because, well, I have no idea why."
You're a very congnitive reader Ron, thats why you missed the part about Cygnus being my very first UOX shard. Like I have something better to do like run around and harass gms on an emulated shard. Right.
"You should play IPY man, it?s actually taken off remarkably, and is well staffed. Especially now, because in between getting resurrected, I would love the opportunity to kill your pre-matured, newbie character just to prove that I am l33t like that."
Oh damn, you missed your chance. I've already killed you with a premature newbie character. I'm sure you realized that when you logged on and it said "Do you wish to report Agnus MacScrotum as a murderer?" Furthermore, what do you care about 1999 Related PvP. It was a whole new era of UO you missed because you were an idiot, and called a GM to ban you. I don't have time to play on IPY, nor the paitence of a shard that is down 75% of the time. Nice going, macroing in the middle of town so I could kill you with poison. I posted the pic somewhere on these boards after my thread about you <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
"I couldn?t have done a better job of proving that myself, and for that I applaud you. Well, I suppose I could if I found some sort of exploit.
Flame away."
Good job son, I give you props. Oh, what did you prove me wrong in again? Exactly.
Furthermore, about Carnage... Just disregard what he has to say. He envied your obsessive and combative stance towards the trivial need for UO facial hair as he viciously shaved his pubes and promptly attached them his face in real life.
Stop trying to justify that a cheap cheating fuck like you should have some defense, in this issue. It's like saying: O.J. is NOT guilty.
I figured you would be the last person on my nuts to have the balls to respond to that thread, I am glad that you did though thanks.
go spurs go