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#123223 10/09/03 09:46 PM
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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
<br>8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
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<br>8.30 Weigh in 2lbs lighter than yesterday.
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<br>8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants,
<br>open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.
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<br>9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
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<br>10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
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<br>10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
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<br>12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
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<br>12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained
<br>20lbs.
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<br>1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
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<br>3.00 Nap.
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<br>4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
<br>admirer.
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<br>4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
<br>hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
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<br>5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full
<br>length mirror.
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<br>7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
<br>received from other diners/dancers.
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<br>10.00 Hot shower
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<br>10:50 Carried to bed (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
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<br>11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
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<br>11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
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<br>THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
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<br>6.00 Alarm.
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<br>6.15 Blow job.
<br>
<br>6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
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<br>7.00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked
<br>buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
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<br>7.30 Limo arrives.
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<br>7.45 Several Rums/Bourbons en-route to airport.
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<br>9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
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<br>9.30 Limo to Palm Springs Golf Club (blow job en-route).
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<br>9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
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<br>11.45 Lunch - Gourmet burger & fries with 3 lagers.
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<br>12.15 Blow job.
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<br>12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.
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<br>2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Rums/Bourbons).
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<br>2.30 Fly to San Diego.
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<br>3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
<br>also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
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<br>4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
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<br>5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending
<br>over - naturally).
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<br>6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
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<br>7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn
<br>legalized.
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<br>7.30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
<br>steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
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<br>9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cuban cigar in front of wall-size TV as you
<br>watch the highlights of your favorite team winning
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<br>9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending
<br>over).
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<br>11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and ale.
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<br>11.30 A night cap blow job.
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<br>11.45 In bed alone.
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<br>11.50 A 12 second fart which changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to
<br>leave the room.
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<br>I'll let you decide which one is better.<br><br>


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good stuff.<br><br>[color:red]Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. -John Wayne</font color=red>

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anyone who can name the reference is almost as cool as i am<br><br>


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i am pwn?<br><br>[color:red]Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. -John Wayne</font color=red>

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you left out the paintball vs. nakes chicks<br><br>

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I'd change palm springs to vegas.....
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no u r gay
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<br>sorry<br><br>


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"11.50 A 12 second fart which changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to
<br>leave the room. "
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<br>that had me in tears<br><br>

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