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<br>HARLEM SPELLING BEE
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<br>Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework
<br>assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
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<br>1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.
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<br>2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
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<br>3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
<br>somebody get that catacomb.
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<br>4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
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<br>5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
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<br>6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
<br>disappointment they gonna send me back to the
<br>joint.
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<br>7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
<br>penis.
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<br>8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, man, it look fake."
<br>He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
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<br>9.Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
<br>undermine.
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<br>10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
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<br>11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
<br>break.
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<br>12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you
<br>plan on stain for dinner?"
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<br>13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
<br>"fortify."
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<br>14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
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<br>It was fucking funny bitch<br><br>
