Best way to deal with Tele-marketers is to ask them for sexual favors.
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<br>Telemarketer: "Would you like to try our MCI friends and family plan?"
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<br>You: "Sure, can you shit on my chest first ? Oh and piss in my mouth."
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<br>They usually dont call after that.<br><br>