A bunch of rappers thought it would be a good idea to make a movie all in Rap. The results are hilarious. The unintentional comedy factor is off the charts, but if you actually hate rap music this might be more then you can handle.
Turkish Star Wars-
The name speaks for itself, the movie lives in legend.
Tiptoes-
This is by far the worst romantic comedy of all time, but that's what makes it insanely watchable. Bonus: Tyrion from Game of Thrones before his rise in fame.
"The sun smiles on his leaves, and his photosynthesis is without flaw!"
Just by name alone you know you have yourself a pretty bad movie. Some Hollywood cocksuck said "Hey, kids love Beastmaster, let's do a sequel, but let's do it in our time!" He then snorted a line of cocaine of the hard cock of an underage transsexual Asian boy.
Someone actually funded millions of dollars into thinking mixing the lore of Beastmaster with a fish out of water story ala Encinoman would work, and that's why it's so bad it's good.
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"The sun smiles on his leaves, and his photosynthesis is without flaw!"
Good bad movies remind me of one morning when I was smoking cannabis outside and I had stumbled upon a dying bee who could not fly because it's wings had been damaged. I decided to blow the smoke the bee's way to help it relax and stop panicking like a butterfly trapped in a jar. Sure enough he relaxed and was just chillin there, not even trying to fly away anymore, just accepting the inevitability of the situation.
Roksmokar]Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time-
Just by name alone you know you have yourself a pretty bad movie. Some Hollywood cocksuck said "Hey, kids love Beastmaster, let's do a sequel, but let's do it in our time!" He then snorted a line of cocaine of the hard cock of an underage transsexual Asian boy.
Someone actually funded millions of dollars into thinking mixing the lore of Beastmaster with a fish out of water story ala Encinoman would work, and that's why it's so bad it's good.
OMG Rok.....I NEED to see this. I loved part 1 as a kid but this...this is just amazing!
This is the bookend of the infamous Troll trilogy. Purists don't look at this piece of work as a true sequel, but more as a prequel mixed with Back to the Future time travel laws. I can't explain how this movie ties into Troll and Troll 2, but as you remember the trolls in Troll 2 turned out to be goblins, so who knows what goes on in the minds of these cinematic titans.
"The sun smiles on his leaves, and his photosynthesis is without flaw!"
Oh my hell this movie looks amazingly terrible. Dumbest automaton in history. And then a mini godzilla...... So my question is simply where can I find these awful gems to watch online?
