http://deadspin.com/5743292/man-defecate...-schoolchildren "He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court.
The cashier explained further that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor of the store.
After he'd finished his business, the 45-year-old left the store, snatching some candy on the way, and leaving behind a pile of excrement and his dirty undies, according to the cashier.