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this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issed by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal?s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it?s valuables thanks to the local police department.
I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can?t do anything right.
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i just gave the majority of what little "extra" money i had to a friend to go towards a $2500 helmet for his 8 month old daughter who has a developemental problem going on with her skull. the back of her head is pretty much flat, and needs this helmet to reshape her melon. medicaid doesn't cover the cost of a helmet like this, and neither does his insurance from work. the guy has gone to the shriners (who i didn't think turned down anyone for anything when it comes to shit like this) and they turned him down because it's 8 months instead of 6 months. which due to the paperwork and fine print between insurance and medicaid it's taken this long to go from "here's a solution" to "but we can't help you with that" so now he has to figure out how to pay for it out of his own pocket before there's no time left for the process to complete and have a chance of being successful.
from what you post scabie, this situation, and the general consensus of responsible adults who have what you call the "the government can never do anything right" mentality..is more of a result of personal experiences and specific situations that help *poor* responsible adults make points about how gay getting fucked over is to what they consider friends, or in this case, on the internet.
all this kind of reminds me of that movie Brazil, that john clease (however you spell his last name) directed...with robert dinero in it, anyone remember that movie? if you haven't seen it, you should definitely download it.
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this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issed by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal?s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it?s valuables thanks to the local police department.
I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can?t do anything right.

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Shit happens, blame Bush!
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Why do you want a sex change Stretch?
We all already know that you're a closest homo.
Don't push the bar even further my son...
Shit happens, blame Bush!
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Have you ever noticed how offensive closet homos get when they are called out.  Tranny Stretch is a very scary thought...
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Wait, Republicans are trying to legalize gay marriage?
I think we all know why you're so bias when it comes to your political views... You support gay marriage since you're a homo and you want to become Tranny Stretch soon as healthcare reform passes. It has all become very clear my son.
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I am just a little girl that wonders why those bad people outside are holding signs up to prevent wasteful spending and rationalizing healthcare that will lower the overall quality. http://michellemalkin.com/2009/08/11/lit...al-connections/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOZuvQ-3uvYerrr, actually I am a little girl that was statistically position by my mother to better her political standing in favor of her political goals... Good job Stretch, good job.
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Opponents of Obamacare are "mobs" for voicing their opinions of the harm that it will cause this country... However, this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8IpQlNoBXA apparently isn't considered a mob for some reason. 
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put this much effort into promoting NASARA
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