See I dont care that they are smashing particles together... what would be fucking cool is if they smashed eggs or like bowling balls together and filmed that. That shit would be dope, not having air collide with air. and 6 billion dollars.... no theory is worth that. Just assume its right, holy fuck.
You Imbecile, its not about testing some theory - this thing is going to answer a shitload of questions about the universe that have plagued scientists for decades. This will potentially lead to new fields of mathematics, science, and eventually all kinds of amazing new technology - like faster than light travel. Which could then lead to discovery of intelligent alien life. Which could then lead to anal probing.
Don't tell me you're against anal probing?