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Some are kinda lame, but the one made me laugh so I thought I'd post it.
http://msn.careerbuilder.com/custom/msn/...-249653932-VJ-4
I laughed about the guys trying to run over-eachother with pallets of soda... lol.
-Bal.

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Quote:
4. ?Four women fired for gossiping?
Four women employed in a small New Hampshire town were fired for gossiping about a relationship between the town administrator and a fellow co-worker. They were fired on the basis that ?gossip, whispering and an unfriendly environment are causing poor morale and interfering with the efficient performance of town business.?
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Actually I like that idea. Fire all the douchebags that have nothing better to do than talk about other peoples lives behind their back.

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I thought #13 was hilarious, i can imagine how that conversation went:
Patron: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BUMPER STICKER IS THIS? FUCK THIS! I WANT A COUPON GOD DAMN IT!
Employee: I'm sorry we don't have any coupons!
Patron: OH MY GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU IF I DONT GET A FUCKIN' COUPON BITCH!
(Patron pulls out a gun and puts it to employee's head)
Employee: Here! Here take this coupon for a cheese burger!
Patron: THATS FUCKIN RIGHT BITCH.. AND SCREW YOU GUYS!


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